these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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