Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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