Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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