so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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