yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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