he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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