Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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