i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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