U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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