apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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