She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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