THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
