Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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