my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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