I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
