You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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