I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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