This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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