my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize