i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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