I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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