Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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