i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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