I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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