when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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