Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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