I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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