You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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