Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Randomize
