Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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