so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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