It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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