I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
