I CAN MOONWALK!
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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