Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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