Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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