My friends, they love my intelligence
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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