everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you didnt know i had herpes?
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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