My hair reeks of homosexuality.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I cut my penus on the lid.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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