I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it's great music for shaving your balls
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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