Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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