I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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