My sheets look like a crime scene.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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