Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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