He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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