For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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