my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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