I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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