i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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