Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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