He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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