I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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