WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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