Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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