if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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