I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Your penis caused this!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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