I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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