who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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