at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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